Roses are Red... The Valentine's Day Joke Book: For Couples who Love to Laugh Together

Roses Are Red… The Valentine’s Day Joke Book

Finding a Valentine’s Day gift that’s funny, thoughtful, and actually gets used isn’t easy. This book solves that problem.

Roses Are Red… The Valentine’s Day Joke Book is a cheeky, light-hearted humour book for couples who love to laugh together. It’s designed to be read side-by-side — on date night, in bed, or whenever you need a shared laugh.

Inside are 100+ jokes and short poems, including classic “Roses are red…” verses, one-liners, and illustrated jokes that poke fun at love, relationships, marriage, dating, and everyday couple life. The humour is playful and lightly rude, but never crude — making it perfect for couples who enjoy adult humour without heavy swearing.

Each joke is paired with simple black-and-white cartoon illustrations, giving the book a clean, modern look that feels more like a gift than a gag item. It’s easy to dip into, easy to read aloud, and easy to come back to again and again.

Whether you’re buying for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, this book works as a:

• Funny Valentine’s Day gift

• Cheeky anniversary present

• Date night ice-breaker

• Romantic humour gift for couples

If you’re looking for a Valentine’s gift that’s thoughtful, funny, and guaranteed to be shared — Roses Are Red… is made for you.

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