Red Dwarf Christmas Card - Spin My Nipple Nuts, it's Xmas!


The perfect card for that Red Dwarf fan at Christmas. One of the funniest exchanges in the show "Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska..." accompanied by original minimalist illustration of Kryten in a Santa hat! 

    • Standard card will be sent exactly as pictured
    • A5 Greetings Card with craft envelope
    • Gift envelope colour may vary
    • All orders are dispatched within 24hrs
  • ALL Card prices include FREE Royal Mail 1st Class postage
  • All cards ordered will be printed and despatched within 24 hours (Monday - Friday)
  • Cards sent back to you will be sealed in a cello bag and include an extra envelope to send onto recipient
  • Royal Mail estimate 93% of cards will arrive the day after posting (Mon - Fri). All should arrive between 1-3 working days.
  • In the unlikely event that your card does not arrive please email us: and we will refund/replace

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