Funny Red Dwarf Christmas Card - Lister's Backwards Santa Speech


The perfect card for that Red Dwarf fan at Christmas. One of the funniest exchanges in the show accompanied by original minimalist illustrations of Lister and Rimmer:

Lister: Santa Claus? What a bastard!
Rimmer: Eh?
Lister: He's the big fat git who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the kids' favourite toys!


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