Granny Weatherwax Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card inspired by Terry Pratchett's Discworld


🌟 Discworld-Inspired Birthday Card πŸ“œ

Celebrate with a touch of Discworld humour! Our funny birthday card draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett's iconic character Granny Weatherwax, known for her wit and wisdom.

πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ A Tribute to Granny Weatherwax πŸ“œ

On the front, you'll find Granny Weatherwax's famous message, "I aten't dead." It's a delightful nod to the Discworld witches books and the character's unforgettable misadventures.

πŸ’Œ A5 Size for Personal Messages πŸ’Œ

Measuring A5, this card offers ample space for your personalized birthday wishes and heartfelt notes, ensuring it becomes a cherished keepsake.

✨ Blank Inside for Your Personal Touch ✨

The interior of the card is left blank, allowing you to fill it with your own special messages and unique sentiments.

🌿 Recycled Kraft Envelope Included 🌿

Each card comes with a recycled brown, kraft envelope, making it an eco-friendly choice and ensuring your birthday greeting arrives in style.

πŸ“š Perfect for Discworld Fans πŸ“š

Whether it's for a dedicated Discworld enthusiast or a fan of Granny Weatherwax, this card is a delightful and funny choice for their birthday celebration.

Make their day even more magical with our Granny Weatherwax-inspired birthday card. Order now and share the humour of Discworld! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸŽ‚πŸ“œβœ‰οΈ

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  • ALL Card prices include FREE Royal Mail 1st Class postage
  • All cards ordered will be printed and despatched within 24 hours (Monday - Friday)
  • Cards sent back to you will be sealed in a cello bag and include an extra envelope to send onto recipient
  • Royal Mail estimate 93% of cards will arrive the day after posting (Mon - Fri). All should arrive between 1-3 working days.
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