Funny Mad Scientist Card "Yo Mamma is so fat!"
"Your maternal figure contains so many triglycerides...her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth!" Funny Birthday card for that science geek in your life, they'll be so impressed with the joke they won't even notice you are dissing their momma!
- A5 Greetings Card printed to your requirements
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