Funny Get Well Soon Card "Doctor's Orders!"


Just tick the boxes that apply to that "Special" patient!

1. Lie Down

2. Sleep

3. Get Well Soon

4. Watch the "HOUSE" boxset to find out what's REALLY wrong

5. Check WEB-MD to see if you're terminal (the internet never lies)

6. Milk every last drop of sympathy

7. Selflessly take an extra couple of days off work because, you know, contagious and that!

8. Don't die...or I'll kill you!

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